Vanta Helsing vs. The Vant-pires
Issue #1 · Halloween Special
VANTA
HELSING
vs. The Vant-pires of Transyl-Vendor
"IN VANTA HELSING WE TRUST"
AUDIT SEASON !
Transyl-Vendor.
Audit season approaches.
And Ilma...
is not ready.
I Vanta
SOC your
blood! 🦇
They only come out
at audit season.
VENDOR C Last review: never Access: ungated Policy: expired Unmonitored since March
They don't break in.
They walk through
the gaps you forgot.
SNEAK!
EVIDENCE STALE · 4 months CONTROLS ✗ FAILING
Stake your risks
before they rise.
Too late — they’re
already feeding.
DRAIN!
SECURITY QUESTIONNAIRE 200 questions
200 questions.
Take your
time. 🦇
Not this
again...
Not on my watch.
No breach goes
undetected tonight.
They auto-filled
it?! In seconds?! 🦇
VANTA HELSING!
VENDOR GAP QUESTIONNAIRE ✓ Q1 — auto-filled ✓ Q2 — auto-filled ✓ Q3 — auto-filled ✓ Q4 — auto-filled Vanta AI: handling all 200... ✶ ✶ CONTROLS ✓ ALL PASSING
STAKED!
We can’t feed on
a compliant
stack!! 🦇
TRUST CENTER ✓ SOC 2 CERTIFIED ✶ ✶ ✶
Certified. Continuous.
Compliant.
Prove you’re not a monster.
I knew Vanta
would save me. 🦙
THE VANT-PIRES
ARE REAL.
No more things that go
breach in the night.
TRY VANTA FREE →
Spec concept · Not an official Vanta asset